Sex, Rock ‘n’ Pin-Ups

July 16, 2020

[Cell phone text transcript – January 26, 2020]

Armando: I’ve been drinking for 4 days in a row. 💪🏻🤨 I will die of alcohol poisoning. My body feels cold and hot at the same time. I’m afraid to go to sleep, cuz I know it will be the last time.

So I play loud music, to keep me awake. To keep me alive. 😞

Sandra: Why are you doing this?

Armando: Wish you were here with me. 😢 And Kenny. 😭

Sandra: Do you still have this photo?

Armando: Would you miss me if I die?

Sandra: Of course. 😞

I was just looking at photos of us and deciding which ones to post online. I like the one of us at the restaurant the day you came to America.

We were the dream team.

Armando: I dare you to be real.

Sandra: I’m the definition of real.

Armando: I love you. I literally loved you all this time. With all your defects.

Sandra: Wow, so romantic. “Defects”.

Armando: I don’t blame you. For how things turned out. You are just a little girl craving for attention. I’m a super monster. Kenny is a SUPER MONSTER.

Monsters never die.

Sandra: Little girl, lol. Never judge a book by its cover.

Armando: Goodbye my friend.

Sandra: Don’t. I’m crying. 😭

Armando: Monsters never die.

We are not humans. We are Monsters.

We do Monster things.

I love you because you gave me the chance to claim my name back. Whatever you did with your private life was your decision. I just dealt with the consequences.

As Kenny did.
Super Monster.

Sandra: 😭

Armando: Don’t cry. I love you.
I will see you in the next realm.
Just please listen to me.
Remember that.

Or we will stay in the loop.

Sandra: No, you listen to me. Kill yourself and YOU stay in the loop. I’m out this time baby. I told you this last time. You’re either coming with me, or getting thrown back in. I thought you were smart.

Armando: I will always remember your silly face.

Sandra: It’s not silly.

One day I want to write a blog about that psycho Robert ****. What did he do at our booth at Comic Con again? He threw all the books off the table and was screaming.

Armando: 😸

Sandra: Tell me the story. 😂

Fucking tell me. I don’t want to say the wrong thing and then get sued for defamation.

As for “little girl craving for attention”, I think you’re mistaking me for those Comic Con wannabe superheroes in silly costumes holding plastic guns in your booth. You can dress like it, but doesn’t mean you are it. 😉

Armando: Stop. Would you please just accept that someone on the other side of the planet loves you as you are? 🤪

Sandra: Impossible. There’s nobody on my level here.

Armando: You know you are drunk when you’ve opened two beers. 🥴

Sandra: Hire a fucking maid. Your place looks trashed.

Don’t die yet. We need to write a book. 🤣 **** needs to be exposed.

🤔 Genius marketing plan.

Armando: Lol. I wanted to write a book. At one point I was willing to hire a writer.

Let’s write a book.

Sandra: YES!!!!!!

We’ll fucking ROCK the art world, again.

Armando: I will write and you will auto correct. I will pay you $0.25 an hour. 😁🤣

Sandra: I’m good at writing, like you’ve most likely noticed if you’ve been reading my blog.

Come on, be fucking serious. This is genius.

Armando: I’m drunk dude. 🥴

Sandra: We’ve been through so much shit, like you’re going to throw all that out and forget about it.

Armando: But I’m serious.

Sandra: This is UNDERGROUND and RAW AS FUCK.

Armando: Let’s write and you correct.

Sandra: We’re the REBELS of the art world.

They hate us because they fear us.

We don’t play by the rules.

Gangsters.

Art gangsters.

Technically I already started on my site. Those can be the chapters and then put it all together. Just have to write about one subject a day. You know some blogs take me 6-8 hours to write and edit.

All the wankers in the art world are boring. We’re the shit.

It’s going to be harder to edit and put it all together. Nobody’s making any money here in the process.

Just fucking start and email shit to me.

Don’t forget now cause you’re drunk.

I work 15 hours a day now or more painting, making videos, writing ….

Armando: It’s gonna be so radical that it will sell. Trust me. As soon as the book comes out I will have the cops knocking on my door. I don’t care. It’s worth it.

Sandra: We’ll tell them EVERYTHING. I have all the old video footage, Drew Posada, ****, **** …. I begun documenting my life in 1998. The more radical, outrageous and controversial, the better. Fuck yes.

Cops knocking on your door for what? I’ll make the videos that go with it.

Send me the Robert **** story first.

Armando: 😸

Sandra: Time is running out so get cracking. I’m going to make an announcement that a book is being written so don’t fuck me over. You’re not very reliable when it comes to keeping promises.

Armando: Would you promise me you won’t alter my notes and handle it as it is? There may be some details about you and me, that you may not acknowledge.

Or be willing to accept. 😔

Sandra: We both have to go through it together and if changes are to be made, both of us have to approve of them. Nothing will be changed without the other person’s permission.

Armando: It may make you look like a fool. That Alaska shit. That **** shit.

Would you handle it from my perspective?

Sandra: People need to read both sides of the story because ….

See, this is what I mean.

Armando: I don’t think you could handle my perspective.

Sandra: Your reasons for why I did the things I did may be different to the actual reasons why I did them, for example, the Alaska thing. That’s why we will be working on it TOGETHER. Only I know why I do the things I do, not you or anybody else.

Armando: I don’t want you to look like a fool.

Who goes to Alaska anyway? 😂

Sandra: Your perspective isn’t actual reality. Your PERSPECTIVE is only what YOU see, not actual facts. You don’t know what I was thinking.

Just fucking start writing and we’ll start from there. Stop wasting time on Whatsapp. 😂

Armando: Ok. So we agree it’s gonna be my way.

Sandra: Fucking Taurus. 😂

Armando: 🐮 moooo

Sandra: Just start writing.

Before you drop dead. 😂

Armando: “One day the **** was born. It was a sunny day.”

How about that as an introduction? 🤔

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I’m serious. I will start soon. But you aren’t gonna like where I go at the end of our relationship.

Sandra: Like I said, we will review together because where you will go will most likely be bullshit. You were angry so of course you’re going to distort some crap. BUT! Don’t forget to write about how the Dark Lord Of Pin-Up converted to Christianity and left the dream team.

Armando: So then it’s no deal. 😂

Sandra: DO IT!!!! THIS IS GENIUS!!!!

Armando: I need neutrality. 🤔

Sandra: LIKE I SAID, we’re reviewing together. That’s it. Start. Go. I’m drawing another painting here.

We are both masterminds.

Armando: I’m too drunk. I drank 23 beers and still have a full bottle of whiskey. I may die today. 😔🥃

Sandra: Fucking IDIOT!! STOP!! We have work to do.

This will be our final goodbye to this world.

I’m going. Start writing and email me. The first chapter (not going to be in this order but it’s the first one you’re going to write) is going to be called “Robert **** Is A Thief” …. or something like that. Need the Comic Con story, ****, Sorayama theft, etc.

Taurus/Scorpio dream team baby. Let’s bring it hard like the good old days.

Armando: 😂

Sandra: You’re Cartagena sardine style now. Gay AF.

Let me know when you’re ready to be managed by a pro. 🙄

That’s when things were running beautifully.

Armando: You are talking to me. The Dark Lord Of Pin-Up. Armando Huerta died a long time ago. I personally don’t give a shit about you right now.

I want MY STORY OUT.

Sandra: The Dark Lord Of Churros only exists because of me. Respect that. 💅

Armando: Churros needs freedom of expression. 😂

Sandra: He’ll get it BUT we have to work TOGETHER. Your stubbornness ruined you. With me you shine.

And you know it.

Armando: “When **** met **** it was charming.” How’s that for writing? 🤔

Sandra: Write it. I don’t care.

Armando: “Then **** left everything and moved to Alaska with **** cuz the world will end. 10 years later the fucking world is still here. Birds chirped a song.” 😏

That’s professional writing. Right there.

Sandra: Yeah, ten years later Trump bombed Iran and now we’re on the verge of WW3, like I predicted ten years ago. Oh, don’t forget about me predicting that Trump will be the president months before it actually happened. Do you want me to tell you what else is going to happen in the future? I know.

You’re talking to an Atlantean Queen with the gift of prophecy.

High Priestess.