Welcome to the Planet of the Mutts where subhuman mutts persecute humans like Me on a daily basis. How many times do I have to say it? These pigs hate us and that’s because they’re jealous of us. No matter how nice you treat them they will always find a way to shit on you. For example, this guy. The mutt I hired to mow My lawn and do weeding.
Mutts are natural born bullshitters. It’s in their fucked up genes. This one’s a flaming misogynist and I bet a woman beater as well. I trusted this mutt because I wanted to give him a chance. “Maybe this mutt is different”, I thought so I let him do My garden without checking his work. Big mistake. Because I didn’t check his work the first time he thought he could get away with ripping Me off every single time. Mutts are thieves as well because they have no morals and when I called this one out for not doing what he quoted Me for he said I was giving him “bullshit”.
It reminds Me of the time Will Crewdson from Adam and the Ants ripped Me off. He’s another dickhead who thought he could disrespect Me and get away with it. Dumb-dumb thought I was one of his brainless fan hags who lick his arse on a daily basis, like this one …
Fan hag made Will Crewdson some “choccy-wocks”. Ant music for choc people. I’m not sure if Crewdson is a mutt but what I do know is that he’s banging one. “Choc people”. Get it? He’s a mud shark who likes inserting his pee-pee in subhuman street shitters who delight in eating choccy-wocks that come straight out of a cow’s arse.
His girlfriend Shaheena Dax comes from a species of shit-eaters. Here’s a photo of one of them sitting on the ground next to a pile of cow shit and eating it along with her biryani.
You got that right Billy Boy. The fudge packer needs to get a DNA test to prove whether he’s a mutt or not because only a mutt would steal $1,000 from somebody. If his DNA results reveal that he’s not a mutt, the shit-eating mutt he’s banging has got him by the testicles and is the one who influenced him to do evil. What do you think?
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Will Crewdson Is A Thief
Is Joe Holweger A Monkey?
Shaheena Dax Is A Fucking Loser
I think the lawnmower dude needs to wippa snip Shaheena’s hairy back and add it to Will’s vegan smoothie. Protein.
Na na na na na na na na na na, Scatman!
Does Shaheena have her own litter tray or does she use the cat one?
Gimme some Shaheena droppings so I can fry up some burger patties. 😋
Noose over head.
Will Crewdson is a mutt. Look at his fucked up head.
Anybody who hangs out with poopoos is a poopoo themselves. 💩💩💩