If you haven’t already seen it, I suggest watching the movie Idiocracy as soon as you get a chance to so you can get an idea of the type of people I have to deal with on a daily basis. The movie follows two people who awake after 500 years of suspended animation only to discover that the human race has become extremely stupid due to a materialistic culture that discourages smart people from having children. What’s scary is that you don’t have to wait 500 years to see this horrific reality unfold. Just step out your front door and you’ll see it today. Of course, I’m not saying that everybody is an idiot, just the vast majority.
Australia is currently in the middle of a major crisis, obviously. The stress and anxiety this is causing Me is off the charts, and I’m not even anywhere near the fires. Imagine what it must be like for the people whose houses have burnt down and who’ve been asked to evacuate? Our Pentecostal pedo-enabling Prime Minister has finally pulled his finger out of his arse and established a $2 billion bushfire recovery fund. Amazing what a bit of name-calling and pool shitting can do to a hypocrite. Jesus would be proud.
James Packer has donated $5 million to help families and animals. Kylie Minogue has donated $500,000. Pink and Nicole Kidman have also donated $500,000 each, and comedian Celeste Barber has raised over $25 million in only a day after her campaign was launched. Wow, and here I am, Miss Nobody trying to sell art that nobody gives a shit about so I can contribute a few measly thousand dollars. There goes that plan out the window. The NSW Rural Fire Service have become instant millionaires thanks to a few generous celebrities so they no longer need My help.
Kim Kardashian is still talking out of her arse.
Even though I’m nowhere near the fires, I can still feel the effect. The sky is filled with smoke, there’s ash all over My car, and even on the floor inside My house. All the plants in My garden have dried up, both My cat and I are depressed, and I’ve started drinking coffee again (I was caffeine-free for 7 months before relapsing). The temperature in Sydney reached a record-breaking 50°C (122°F) the other day and I feel like I’m living in an oven. I’m still trying my hardest to paint though because it’s more therapeutic than taking Prozac.
Believe it or not, even though the shit has hit the fan Down Under, there are still people who are completely oblivious to what’s going on in the world around them. This is what the main focus of this blog is supposed to be about. Unfortunately I’m “related” to some of these people so out of respect for Myself and My values, have had to disown them. I cannot tolerate being around people who are absolutely clueless, heartless and self-absorbed, no matter who they are. Going to the beach to take selfies for your Instagram while your country is burning is so base and disrespectful that it makes Me ill just thinking about it. What the hell is wrong with these people? I’m not interested in dining with hypocrites for Christmas or watching $6.5 million dollars go up in smoke on New Year’s Eve while masses of drooling drones throw $5 bushfire donations in a box. Are you kidding Me? I don’t care that you went to the mall and there was a sale or K-Mart only charged you for one pair of thongs instead of two. Where the fuck am I and who the fuck are these people? Surely, I’m in hell. There cannot be any other logical explanation as to what this place is. This planet is hell and I’ve been sent here as punishment for some type of crime I committed in a past life. It must have been pretty bad if I was forced to be imprisoned here. I probably assassinated the milkman because he worked for the dairy industry and was contributing to the death of thousands of cows. I wouldn’t be surprised. Whatever it was, I know that I’ve served my sentence, time is nearly up, and I sure as hell won’t be coming back here again.
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