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F*CK – The Art of Armando Huerta
[Facebook text transcript – May 9, 2020]
Me: Hi ****, I just want to know if what is being posted on Armando’s Facebook is true. As you should know by now, we’ve been friends for 17 years and talked daily on Whatsapp. We got into a fight and he told me he was signing off Whatsapp. Is he really gone? Please let me know.
[Facebook text transcript – May 10, 2020]
Me: Are you planning to pick up his body? I just saw the post about it being released.
[Facebook text transcript – May 11, 2020]
Me: Please contact me regarding Armando. I sent you a message through FB messenger but doubt you saw it. You can also email me at artist@popartzombie.com
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the “friend” who Armando Huerta has given permission to handle his art when he dies – a drunken fool with a plunger on his head. Only in America!
This is just as bad, if not worse, than the whole Ricky Carralero drama. Can you imagine somebody like Prince or Elvis telling an immature “fan” to handle their estate? You’ve got to be kidding Me.
Sneak Preview!
This one’s for all the American sluts who kissed Armando Huerta’s arse in order to deceive him into painting them for free. I warned him about the whores in America way back in the beginning. It took him 17 years to realise that I was 100% right.
What goes around, comes around. Yes sluts, I’m talking to you. 😉
Hmmm, I wonder who that “secret girl” that Armando posted about in the comments section is.
And that point was that without Me, he was nothing, and he knew it. That was the main reason why he killed himself.
I’m dedicating this book to all of Armando Huerta’s fans and every shit talker who claims to be his “friend”, including all the sluts who used him in order to get free art and make a name for themselves. You know who you are.
My stance on all the superficial, two-faced, mindless and nauseating gold digging swine in America has not changed since the day Armando drew Me as a comic character back in 2003. It’s a pity Armando didn’t listen to My warnings all those years ago. Like he used to say to Me, “I told you!”
How Armando Huerta Ripped Off His Fans
Armando told Me that Americans are stupid so it is easy to rip them off.
Armando Huerta’s Greed Led To His Ruin
Armando argued with Me for over 10 years about the massive mistake he made that led to his destruction, and continually blamed Me for it. He was making deals behind My back, outside of our contract, with a pair of jealous Christians who were trying to imitate My business model, and failed. They promised him more money but when Armando left My management he realised just how badly he fucked up. The final straw for Armando was when my boyfriend at the time, “Brent Skidmarks”, physically picked him up and threw him out the front door of My house after he complained about the noise he was making while trying to work. When Brent threw him out I couldn’t believe My eyes. Brent is extremely mentally ill, but that’s a story for another day. All the acid and other drugs he did when he was younger completely fried his brain so he is unable to think straight. This wasn’t the first time this drug-fucked fool physically assaulted somebody. He also picked Armando up and threw him across the floor of My warehouse, and then grabbed the both of us, threw us out the front door and locked us out. I should have pressed charges against this degenerate cocksucker back then but was in complete shock. Armando warned Me about Brent when he first came into the picture, I’ll give him that. I should have listened to him.
This is the sports car I bought for Brent. After I left him, he stole a huge sum of money from Me which he used as a deposit to pay for a fully furnished house in Huntington Beach, California (I paid for all the items in the house as well, including all the computer equipment). I emailed his current gold digging girlfriend and partner-in-crime after I found out about it and she told Me that she didn’t know anything. More on these scumbags later.
This is not the only time Brent stole money from Me. He was also depositing My customer’s checks into his personal bank account, paying himself weekly and using My business account to pay his personal bills. He was paying Jennifer for her days off and hours she never worked and also taking days off and going on holidays with her using the stolen money. I would call the office to check up on him and My calls would go straight to voicemail. Brent Skidmarks is a liar and a criminal. Don’t be fooled by this mentally ill con man’s fraudulent facade.
After Brent physically assaulted Armando which led to him leaving My company, a short while later I ended up walking away from it all and moving to Alaska. At this point I was done dealing with all the lying American pigs. Armando was both living and working for the Christian hypocrites at that time and before I left California I paid him a visit so I could say goodbye. He was drunk and ran over to Me sobbing. He hugged and begged Me not to leave but it was too late. He was the one who left My management and now he was paying for that error.
Armando Huerta Painting Commissions
I commissioned the painting Libertas (Scorpio Rising) from Armando back in 2014 and have been waiting for him to deliver it for 6 years. All I heard were excuses as to why he wasn’t working on it. It was always about how “broke” he was and how he had to draw “crappy porn” to sell on eBay to pay the bills. If that were true, how did he have time to paint all the broke-ass sluts he gave paintings to for free? Are non-paying customers more important than paying ones?
Armando was an illegal immigrant who was working and stealing money from people in America and other countries. He was a criminal in Mexico where he owed thousands of dollars in tax so that’s why he could never leave the US to go visit his family. He told Me that if he tried they would catch him at the border and throw him in jail.
He was also a keyboard warrior with a big mouth who loved taking out his rage on Me from the other side of the world on Whatsapp but wouldn’t dare talk that way to My face because he knew I would knock him out in an instant.
It didn’t take long for Armando to break yet another promise. This time he asked Me if he could stop working on My painting and draw all the “biggest bitches” who were starring in upcoming movies.
Six years of making excuses and in the end he died “like a bitch” because he never finished My painting. It’s fine though, I’ve started working on My own version of Libertas, pop art style.
Hasta La Vista, Baby!
“Her plagues will come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and she shall be utterly burned with fire …” – Revelation 18:8
From my book, Sex, Rock ‘n’ Pin-Ups.
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Kenny
I’m the guy Sandra bought the yellow sports car for. She also gave me a multi million dollar business which I ended up selling and didn’t give her a dime from it. Both my partner Jennifer and me were stealing money from her and taking trips to Costa Rica while we were supposed to be running the business. We were also stealing inventory from her other business and selling it on the side for extra cash. She was in Australia so it was easy to rip her off. I told Jen that if Sandra ever emailed her about the $25,000 I stole from the bank account to pretend that she didn’t know what she was talking about. If it wasnt for Sandra I’d have nothing. I”m just pissed because she dumped me so I started dating Jen, who worked for Sandra as a warehouse monkey. Better dating a monkey than being a crippled loner.
Anyways I used her money to also buy myself a pizza place in Huntington Beach, Stoney’s Pizza. Don’t tell anybody but I write my own Google reviews just to make it sound like my pizza is the best in HB. We have the best decomposing flesh on cheesy pus infected pizzas in CA!!!! If you want colon cancer then head on over to Stoney’s and get your internal pipes all clogged up with our high fat menu. Check out our cool logo as well. I knocked it from the band Grateful Dead. I hope they don’t sue me for copyright infringement.