Grow Your Own Food

Grow Your Own Food

What are all the zombies going to do when they cut off the food supply? They’re going to eat each other of course! No more going to the store to buy nicely packaged trays of rotting corpses. Kill and eat your neighbour for those protein gains instead!

As for Us humans, We know how to grow Our own food. Who needs a useless man when SuperWoman can do it all Herself? Say hello to the Queen of All Trades. I planted fruit tree number 4 today, a peanut butter fruit tree. I’m transforming My backyard into a tropical Garden of Eden. After all the fruit trees have been planted, I’ve got a few more veggies to plant and then the grand finale ….. this is where I introduce Tesla tech for the largest, most nutritious and super-electrical produce on the planet. 😉⚡

Don’t be a moron and cook your veggies after you grow them. There’s no point in eating them if they’re dead. You’ve killed all the vitamins and biophotons dumbarse.

Dead food is for [brain] dead zombies. 🧟⚰️

Grow Your Own Food - Orange Tree
Orange tree.
Grow Your Own Food - Lemonade Tree
Lemonade tree.
Grow Your Own Food - Papaya Tree
Papaya tree.
Grow Your Own Food - Purple Russian Kale
Purple Russian kale.
Grow Your Own Food - Gardening Supplies
Gardening supplies.

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